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Hornytoadjoy Profile Information

Horny Old Guy Looking For Companionship
Age 71 From Cedar Creek, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Gene
I Can Speak  
English, Spanish
I Would Describe Myself As  
Educated professional in fairly decent shape and good health looking for a friend (or two) to accompany me in all manner of carnaL adventures. Currently retired and waiting for the next great adventure/oipprtunity to come my way.
Sign  
Leo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Stocky
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Native American
My Marital Situation Is  
Married
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Silver
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Retired
I Live  
With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Religion / Spirituality, Family, Photography, Reading, Learning, Music, Cooking, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Dinner, good conversation, If all goes well, a passionate exchange of body fluids!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
Grow, learn, love and define my own happiness.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Family, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Latin, Soul, Reggae, Gospel
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Instructional, Music, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Satire, Science, Erotica, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Having a good time and having others to share it with.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
A woman who feels good about herself, someone not shy about expressing her opinions, can carry a conversation, and is not afraid of her own or other's sexuality
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Just Wanna Fuck
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