I’ve got to find me a woman to lasso me and settle me down. I need some good loving and lots of it. I love to laugh and have a good time. Sometimes, I just like taking it easy and staying home to read a book or watch a movie. It’d be a lot more fun if you were there to do it with me. Hell, I’m a good guy, and I know how to treat a lady and how to tell, the difference. Look, I’m as nice as they come. I only get mean if someone treats my people wrong — that means you too. I don’t like to see a lady mistreated. If someone tries to treat you bad, I promise here and now to do my best to not get thrown in jail, cause you don’t need that either. What you need is me. Look, I know I can make you happy. It’s up to you to let me try. Thanks for your time and all the best. Jim

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