Tim

My mother raised me right I know how to treat a woman with kindness and respect and a lot of arguing and yelling....lol just joking but you gotta admit that was pretty good
Anyways so mist of the time I think I'm pretty funny of course the older more mature ladies rarely laugh at my humor so I don't know usually when I tell a joke around some older woman when my joke is done I look around fo smiles and laugh but all I see is straight faces and hear crickets chirping so I don't think I'll be do to much joke telling ...but its a good thing i have many many more talents I'm a fixer (No No No ) I'm not a hit man I'm me Fix-it if it's broke I can probably fix it..
Oh well I should probably specify I fix- things not people so your still going to have to go to your Dr appt when the time comes you can't just call me up and say you said if it's broken you can fix it. So I will admit I'm a little bit intimidated by older woman il tell you why because my grandmother (god rest her soul) she hated me with a passion she just hated me but loved my older sister it didn't matter what I did sometimes nothing she would just whack me when i came to visit she couldn't wait to grab her actual giant spoon that was almost as tall ass I was and that lady as frail as she claim to be would just chase me around the house with that paddle just swinging away h didn't care what part of me she was hitting I'd be running for my life scream what grandma what did I do half the time it was something my sister did cause I would see my sister smerkin at me as she slowly left the scene and when my grandma was done beating the living shit out of my she would walk away with a satisfied look on her face like yup I did my part to keep that boy down and in check meanwhile as she walked into the kitchen id here wheres my favorite grandchild talking about my sister of course.. I got oodles and oodles of stories to tell about my life experiences I'm kinda like a modern day forest gump actually but if you would like ill share those at a later date.. im probably the kindest nicest respectful coolest and helpful guy you will .ever get a chance to meet you'll see and we will have lots of fun cause fun my specialty all I ask is if you own a giant wooden spoon please hide that...until your actually going to use it on my lol if you want to hear more of me or see more of me I guess you'll have to meet me....

Zwillinge

Dick

5' 8 (1.73 m)

Kaukasisch