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Hi there, you sweet thing!

I'm not here looking for a life companion, or a spiritual partner to join me on my journey through the cosmos, or a loving mate with whom to spend my golden years, or any other kind of attachment. I'm here for sex! I want a F-buddy, a fornication friend; a willing, aggressive, uninhibited, creative, free-spirited woman who wants to join me in the most incredible sexual experiences of a lifetime!

I prefer older women. Nothing is more exciting, or turns me on more, than Cougars, MILFs, and, yes, Grannies! So you can imagine my excitement when I discovered this web site devoted to my favorite things in the entire world!
The site is aptly named; It's all about sex, plain and simple. We're here because our sex lives need help; we're tense, irritable, horny as all hell, and we're either not getting any, or it isn't any good. Sound familiar? I don't know about you, but I can't stand it any more! The same old routine all the time - no adventure or excitement, nothing new, no imagination!

We'll begin our cure for our mutual frustrations by exchanging erotic emails, and then if it feels right, get together for some amazing no-strings-attached sex. I have spent a lifetime satisfying women, and have become quite adept at eliciting the maximum in pleasure responses.

And I don't mean just great sex. I'm offering the most amazing sex that you will ever have, or could ever hope to have! I mean world class, Olympic Gold Medal sex! I’m talking mind blowing, sinus draining, pimple clearing, neighbors banging on the door, 911 calls by the entire neighborhood, Police and the National Guard surrounding the house, 120 decibel screaming for hours at a time, passing out, no rules, no timekeeping, no substitutions, take no prisoners, full contact, constantly soaking wet, crotch numbing SEX!!!. You’ll do it in every position known to man and the animals, plus a few that are unknown to the general population (invented by yours truly; the Kama Sutra is a pre-primer compared to the things that you will be doing)! You will have dozens of pass-out, drop-dead, can’t-feel-your-crotch orgasms for hours on end. You won’t stop shaking for days, and you won’t be able to cross your legs for a week! Hey, if you can do it, it ain't braggin', and I can do it extremely well. You've had the rest, now experience the best!

So, what do you think, hon? Care to join me?

You won't be disappointed! I look forward to curing our frustrations and solving our sex problems once and for all!

I hope to hear from you soon!

Gemini

Gennemsnitlig

193 cm

Grøn

Kaukasisk

Gift

Ja - ikke hjemme

Nej

Smil

Ville ikke engang overveje det

Grå

Kat

Nej

Universitetsgrad

Pensioneret

Computere / elektronik

Med værelseskammerat(er)

Alt er roligt

Nej

Nej

Hjerne

Komisk, Flirtende, Venlig, Uadvendt

Spirituel, men ikke religiøs

Aldrig

Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Venlig

Nyheder, Dokumentarer, Sitcoms, Film, Sport

Jeg bryder mig ikke om film

Skaldethed, Empati, Flirtende, Humor, Intelligens, Følsomhed, Spontanitet, Omtanke, Morsom

Ven, Andet, Lige meget, Oralsex, Jeg vil bare have sex